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TO AUBURN, BE FOREVER CHANGED
Written
by Bud Poliquin, a columnist for the Syracuse Post-Standard newspaper
after covering the 2002 Auburn vs. Syracuse football game in Auburn.
The article was written for and published in the Post-Standard on
October 3, 2002.
BY
BUD POLIQUIN
POST-STANDARD COLUMNIST
I
have descended into college football's Grand Canyon. I have stood
in its Alps. I have gazed at its ocean sunset. I have done all of
these things and I've been changed forever.
I knew, of course, that we were different up here. I understood
that autumn Saturdays in our burg have never been given over to
any kind of serious sporting fervor. I've accepted for a good, long
while that a fair amount of our citizens regularly choose to pick
apples or seal driveways rather than head to the Carrier Dome to
watch the Syracuse University Orangemen at play.
But,
Lord have mercy on our college football souls, I've come to realize
we're not merely quirky in these parts. And we're not just overly
particular. No, having attended a game in Auburn, Ala. - which is
like going to Mass in Rome - I'm convinced that, by comparison,
we're as dead as the flying wedge.
"Let
me tell you something," said Paul Pasqualoni, the SU coach
who can recognize bedlam when he is forced to shout above it. "Being
in that stadium with all those people - the noise level, the atmosphere
- was exciting. It was a lot of fun. To me, it was just spectacular
being there."
He
was speaking of Jordan-Hare Stadium, where four days earlier his
SU club had lost to the Auburn Tigers 37-34 in an environment that
was equal parts Woodstock, Mardi Gras, New Year's Eve and Madonna's
last wedding. And the Crimson Tide boys, those rascals from the
other side of the state, weren't even in town, to say nothing of
the Bulldogs, Gators or Razorbacks.
Nah,
it was just the Orangemen, a non-league bunch from somewhere up
north ... with a losing record yet. But it didn't matter. This,
because the cherished Tigers were on the other side, and that was
enough for those Alabama locals to respond the way the French did
when Patton's army showed up in Paris.
"I
missed my wife's birthday so I could cheer on my beloved alma mater
against Syracuse," Brent Miller wrote in an e-mail addressed
to me following the three-overtime affair. "But you know what?
I would have been there if our opponent had been the state of New
York's worst high school team."
"Country,
God and college football are usually our top three passions,"
e-mailed another Auburn guy, Steve Fleming. "But not always
in that order."
"I
grew up in Denver in a family with season tickets to the Broncos
games," e-mailed yet another believer, Rick Pavek. "I
call Auburn home now and, take my word for this, Broncomania is
nothing like Tigermania."
The
point is, with the Orangemen returning to the gray Dome that is
so often lifeless to play Big East Conference foe Pittsburgh on
Saturday, it's clear that somebody's not getting it. Either the
Auburn faithful - and people like them in Knoxville and South Bend
and Lincoln and Gainesville and Columbus and Austin and elsewhere
- are far too crazed or we're way too cool.
Listen,
down there in eastern Alabama they pass out full-color, high-gloss,
22-by-17-inch, two-sided, fold-out pamphlets titled, "The 2002
Guide To Game Day At Auburn University." And on Page 2 of each
can be found the announcement that nobody is allowed to begin tailgating
until 4 p.m.--the day before the game.
"You
can't be anything but envious," said Jake Crouthamel, the Syracuse
athletic director who was a wide-eyed witness to all of the SU-Auburn
doings. "You can't be anything but envious when you have that
kind of support. I mean, there were 84,000 people in the seats.
And the RVs and house trailers were lined up five miles outside
of town. When you talk about the epitome of what the college football
experience is all about ... that's it. Auburn is the epitome. You
couldn't possibly be unaware of the spectacle, even if you were
trying to be unaware."
The
orange-clad zealots, who are in their seats fully 30 minutes prior
to kickoff, thunder through choreographed cheers. The band, which
is saluted upon its arrival by the big house with a standing ovation,
blares. The PA system, which continuously blasts the sounds of a
growling tiger, pipes in songs by the Dixie Chicks and interviews
with the Auburn coaches.
Before
the game, there is the great Tiger Walk during which the Auburn
players march along Donahue Street through thousands of people,
some of whom weep, and into the stadium. After the game, there is
the mass papering of famous Toomer's Corner downtown. And between
all of that, a golden eagle circles the place before landing on
the field to a deafening roar.
And
us? Um, let's see. We can't fill 49,000 seats. We debate, ad nauseam,
standing-vs.-sitting in the Dome. We give our tickets to takers
at the door who had to be schooled in the art of courtliness. We
regularly vacate the joint long before the final gun. We allow,
in a good-idea-gone-bad, a bunch of vulgar louts planted in a thing
called "The O-Zone" to chant expressions you'd never say
in front of Mom at the dinner table.
In
other words to compare our college football experience to that of
Auburn (and a lot of other places) is to compare a skillet of beans
to a plate of Chilean sea bass. And while that might sound harsh,
it doesn't make the words any less true.
Believe
me on this. Please. I have descended into college football's Grand
Canyon. I have stood in its Alps. I have gazed at its ocean sunset.
I have attended a game at Jordan-Hare Stadium in Auburn, Ala. And
I've been changed forever.
©
2002 The Post-Standard.
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